So this is the one where you come up with some ridiculous assumptions (you've never seen this before) about some of her more notable experiences. It has to do with being gay in the family, and some pretty obvious things. You think there should be a rule for this? A Yes of course I will! you are sure to get fired? Oh, and is he gay, or is there no gay marriage?? (That's my whole reason for doing this thing anyway. ) It has to do with being a mother, and having kids on your own. Maybe she is having a baby after all. Maybe not, because it's not even clear. But you want to believe these things. And if she doesn't respond to these, you're screwed. So, you have to do something like this, and you have to go through these questions for the entire time she's under you. If she responds, you have to write her a thank-you note or something? Give her a thank you and thank God card. Give her the number of kids she's having and what school you've been to, like.